A woman after my own heart…

Hash browns for breakfast, three beef, bean and green chilli burritos for lunch and 12 tacos for dinner. I want to live at Susanne Eman’s house.

Quite ironic that an American woman is getting attention in the British media for aiming to become the fattest woman ever, around the same time that around a billion people are fasting, to develop empathy for the starving (amongst other reasons).

She’s aiming to get into the record books by reaching a massive 115 stone. She’s currently 52 stone.

Some highlights from Susanne:

“The bigger I get, the better I feel”

“I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day”

So, kids, if you want to be famous, don’t bother working hard to get to the top of a particular profession or sport. Don’t bother with unglamorous voluntary work that might benefit, you know, other people. All you need to do is apply for a reality TV show (and, ideally, act like an idiot) or just get morbidly obese (also see Georgia Davis) and the column inches and TV interviews are yours.

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